1. A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

  2. An oxymoron walked into a bar and the silence was deafening.

  3. Two quotation marks walked in a “bar”.

  4. Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

  5. A question mark walks into a bar?

  6. A non-sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

  7. A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

  8. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

  9. A synonym walks into a tavern.

  10. At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar—fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

  11. A malaproprism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

  12. Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

  13. A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered. 

  14. An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

  15. The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

  16. A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

  17. Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out—we don’t serve your type.”

  18. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

  19. A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

  20. The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

  21. A dyslexic walks into a bra.

  22. An ascender walks into a low bar. Ouch!

  23. A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

  24. An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.

  25. A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

  26. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

  27. A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

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